Dear Planet Earthlings,
America invites you to the following parties:
- The Military Industrial complex
- The Prison Industrial complex
- High Fructose Corn Syrup

 



“Whereas, in the year prior to the approval of this resolution, a national day of remembrance time capsule has been crossing the United States, collecting artifacts and the stories of the nuclear workers relating to the nuclear de-fense era of the United States…”

Enola Gay

“Whereas, in the year prior to the approval of this resolution, a national day of remembrance time capsule has been crossing the United States, collecting artifacts and the stories of the nuclear workers relating to the nuclear de-fense era of the United States…”

Nukes

Nuke Nagasaki

Senate Vote 287: “To amend the Treaty to require negotiations to address the disparity between tactical nuclear weapon stockpiles.”

Red = Real American

Blue = Pussies. Didn’t you ever build a snowball pile outside your snow fort?

[“Definitely bring H-bombs to the Party. Big ol’ Plutonium ballistics, man.”]