Dear Planet Earthlings,
America invites you to the following parties:
- The Military Industrial complex
- The Prison Industrial complex
- High Fructose Corn Syrup

 

Just like cell phones don’t cause vehicular accidents.
Just like robotic machines in Detroit auto-plants don’t cause unemployment.
Just like television sets don’t cause celebrity.
Just like bombs don’t cause war.

Just like cell phones don’t cause vehicular accidents.

Just like robotic machines in Detroit auto-plants don’t cause unemployment.

Just like television sets don’t cause celebrity.

Just like bombs don’t cause war.