Party in the U.S.A. (Yeah.)

Dear Planet Earthlings,
America invites you to the following parties:
- The Military Industrial complex
- The Prison Industrial complex
- High Fructose Corn Syrup

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

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2nd Mix of 2011 Bests. (Some overlap w/previous mix, but only because, like, how great are Main Attrakionz?!)

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Summer Mix Pt. II

All Disney™ Errthing

All Disney™ Errthing

“Drop Bombs not Beanie Babies.” — Žižek Little barefoot children with dirty faces love America. They’re not old enough for the Party, but that’s oK- they’re having plenty of Fun crawling through mountains of trash looking for plush toys and Hot Wheels. Plus! Think of the post-apocalyptic value of the Ty collection on eBay! Damn. I’ma think twice before donating to that Xian Fund sh**. Pedro finna have a bigger crib than me after ca$hing in his collectibles. [Click thru = sexiest junk culture scene ever]

“Drop Bombs not Beanie Babies.” — Žižek

Little barefoot children with dirty faces love America. They’re not old enough for the Party, but that’s oK- they’re having plenty of Fun crawling through mountains of trash looking for plush toys and Hot Wheels. Plus! Think of the post-apocalyptic value of the Ty collection on eBay!

Damn. I’ma think twice before donating to that Xian Fund sh**. Pedro finna have a bigger crib than me after ca$hing in his collectibles.

[Click thru = sexiest junk culture scene ever]

A secret landscape of masturbatory domes and beam towers. [Remember: America is all about beating your chest. Look! Even the scientists are doing it. And they don’t even have actual balls!]

[The Triple McStandard]

[The Triple McStandard]

[“No composting at the Party. Ooh, Jersey Shore is on!”]

[“No composting at the Party. Ooh, Jersey Shore is on!”]

“Photography is Death.”

“Photography is Death.”

“In 2010, military tech suppliers reported a $13 bajillion-million profit and employed a population of American men and women equivalent to the nation of Cypress.”

“In 2010, military tech suppliers reported a $13 bajillion-million profit and employed a population of American men and women equivalent to the nation of Cypress.”

[The Party]

[The Party]